Sex stories from real women on wedding night
Having sex on the wedding night can be the most important part of getting married. There is a lot of pressure to have amazing sex after saying "I do" —but we're certainly not doing it. For many couples, sex is already a big part of their relationship, and let's face it - wedding sex can run the gamut from sweet and romantic to super overdue or even a disaster. Take it from these real brides, who spoke of the sex (or lack thereof) of their wedding night.
"Some kind and caring friends warned us that the night would fly by and we would finally end, so we kicked it out of our ceremony (and through some post-ceremony photos with our photographers) some alone Together for the time being. My Jewish friends and relatives refer to it as 'making soup'. Our wedding party was covered for us during the cocktail hour as we sneaked into the groom's quarters where I made my wedding. I had to put on my dress to wear consummate clothes! Ever since we got married, I remember seeing little spiders crawling from the laces of my wedding dress. On the couch, laughing the whole time.
The rest of our party, when asked 'how was the soup?' Ever since I passed this advice with all my friends - making soup after your ceremony! Thankfully we took that time after the ceremony because when we arrived at our room at the end of the night, we realized that we had never actually checked, so my new husband broke through a window, a shelf. Broke, and hurt his arm. Thankfully we already had 'soup' because after entering our room, both of us had no energy for anything other than sleep. - Awake, 30.
An Awkward Encounter
"My husband and I had every intention of consecrating our marriage, but he passed out. I'm not even sure who helped me out of my dress and into my bride nightie. But what I do remember is waking up in the middle of the night and thinking the door to our room was the door to the bathroom and locking myself out. As soon as the door clicked shut, I knew where I was. I started banging on the door as loud as I could, but my passed-out husband didn't budge. After a mad rush to the lobby, and an awkward encounter with the teenager working the desk (it was 3:30 am, and I was braless in the skimpiest pajamas on the planet), I was safely back in our suite." —Lauren, 27
But First, Sleep
"We tried to have sex. Gave it our best go. We were so drunk and tired from dancing. We’re making out, both trying to be sexy and then suddenly, as if we had a psychic connection, we both go, ‘Do you want to go to sleep?! I’m so f*cking tired.’ And we went to bed. It was actually really romantic and sweet." —Melissa, 29
"We didn’t have any sex the night of my wedding. But, we did have some wonderful sex the next morning, brutally hungover, after a delicious breakfast in bed. I guess you could say we had dessert with our waffles." —Lilly, 35
"My wife went down on me and then we were both so over it, we went to bed. Well, I wouldn’t say 'over it'; we just wanted to sleep. Sleep is amazing! We are still sleeping (and sexing) together three years later." —Hayley, 32
"I had my period, so we went back to our hotel, had a relaxing bubble bath, he massaged my feet, [I] gave him an amazing BJ in the shower, and then [we] cuddled." —Lesley, 28
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